TV Series
Where to Watch Two and a Half Men (2003) in the US
- 2003–2015
- TV-14
- 22m
- 12 seasons
- 7.1IMDb
Two and a Half Men is available with a subscription or to buy in the United States.
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- Watch the series with a subscription on Peacock (HD), Philo (HD), USA Network, and YouTube TV (HD).
- Buy available seasons on Apple TV Store, Fandango at Home, and Prime Video.
Seasons and episodes
Watch links for each season and episode are the same services that carry Two and a Half Men.
Two and a Half Men TV Schedule
View full TV guideUpcoming TV airings and episode times. All times shown in Eastern Daylight Time (America/Toronto).
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S08E01 — Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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S08E01 — Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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S08E02 — A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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S08E02 — A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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S08E03 — A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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S08E03 — A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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S08E04 — Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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S08E04 — Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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S08E05 — The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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S08E05 — The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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S08E06 — Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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S08E06 — Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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S08E07 — The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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S08E07 — The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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S08E08 — Springtime on a Stick
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S08E08 — Springtime on a Stick
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What it's about
The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.
Cast and crew
- Writer
- Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
- Starring
- Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones
Details
- Release date
- Sep 22, 2003
- Language
- English
- Country
- United States
- Awards
- Won 9 Primetime Emmys. 30 wins & 73 nominations total
Where to Watch Two and a Half Men (2003) in the US — common questions
- Where to watch Two and a Half Men in the United States?
- Two and a Half Men is available with a subscription or to buy in the United States. Watch the series with a subscription on Peacock (HD), Philo (HD), USA Network, and YouTube TV (HD). Buy available seasons on Apple TV Store, Fandango at Home, and Prime Video.
- Can I stream Two and a Half Men or do I have to rent it in the United States?
- Watch the series with a subscription on Peacock (HD), Philo (HD), USA Network, and YouTube TV (HD). Buy available seasons on Apple TV Store, Fandango at Home, and Prime Video.
- Can I watch Two and a Half Men for free in the United States?
- We have not confirmed a free option for Two and a Half Men in the United States.
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